I keep this list running the Book of Faces but when they redo the layout it sometimes gets lost. I thought I would move it here to keep better track. I add more awesome quotes when I run across them.
"when I look up at the night sky, and I know that yes we are part of this universe, we are in this universe, but perhaps more important than both of those facts is that the universe is in us." Neil deGrasse Tyson
“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” -George Carlin
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime." -Mark Twain
"It's gonna take a lot more than dew, and, uh, universe juice." -Po
"Fortune favors the prepared" -Somebody
"Librarians are generals in the war on ignorance." -somebody
"The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it." -Chinese Proverb
"Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines." -Enzo Ferrari
"The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles, but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly." - Buddha
"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing." -Ron Swanson
"I make my cars to go, not to stop." -Ettore Bugatti
"Don't let the assholes bring you down." -Steve Trautwein
"If homosexuals can't get married because of your religion, you can't have cookies because I'm on a diet." -Somebody
"Owens, there comes a time in every man's life where you have to get a second car." -Supply Sergeant Wilson
"Nothing is too wonderful to be true, if it be consistent with the laws of nature." - Michael Faraday
"Back when the Bible was written, then edited, then rewritten, then rewritten, then re-edited, then translated from dead languages, then re-translated, then edited, then rewritten, then given to kings for them to take their favorite parts, then rewritten, then re-rewritten, then translated again, then given to the pope for him to approve, then rewritten, then edited again, the re-re-re-re-rewritten again...all based on stories that were told orally 30 to 90 years AFTER they happened.. to people who didnt know how to write... so..." -David Cross
"The Schofield Kid: It don't seem real... how he ain't gonna never breathe again, ever... how he's dead. And the other one too. All on account of pulling a trigger.
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid." -Unforgiven
"Hey intern, get me a Campari." - Steve Zissou
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